There was a young man who was so well-endowed that it
was bothering his knee. Three doctors and one nurse were
in the operating room to remedy the situation.
The first doctor said, "We'll just take a big hunk off
the end."
They discussed it and decided that would affect his
sensitivity.
The second doctor said, "We'll just take a big hunk out
of the middle of it."
They discussed it and decided it would change the
texture and feel of it.
The third doctor said, "We'll just take a big hunk off
the base of it."
They discussed it and said that would give him erection
problems.
The doctors looked at the nurse who had tears running
down her cheeks.
The nurse cried, "Can't we just make his legs longer?"